If you've previously died, read the following to know your rights.

So today I was watching a game show as usual while having breakfast. A commercial comes on and says "If you have taken YAZ birth control and has suffered from one of the following: heart attack, stroke, cvt, or death you may have a claim!!" ...Hold up. "if YOU, have suffered from DEATH." Read that a few times. After the commercial listed all these, it gave a telephone number to call. That makes SO much sense. If I died from taking a birth control pill, then the first thing i would do is go call a lawyer. I just need to schedule it in with the funeral..being made into ashes..and going to heaven. Jesus won't mind if i have to "brb" fer a sec to go to court right? What's there to loose anyway, I'm dead. I love recalls.