20 Things that would happen if life was like a game of Mario Kart.

1. animals such as Penguins, Crabs, Moles, Fish, and Cows would have no survival skills. They would enjoy very much to jump right in front of you. 2. Its perfectly normal to look to the car next to you and see anyone from a princess, to a fire breathing turtle, to a donkey, to a chimp, to a moustached plumber, to a dinosaur, to a [god knows what birdo is..] to a toad who has a mushroom for a head wearing overalls. 3. Car crashes would never result in any long term injury. It would be fine to fall in a ditch or water because we would all be lifted back up by a koopa on a cloud. 4. Every time we went over a speed bump or went on an exit we would have a battle cry. 5.The term "on ramp" would be taken literally. and therefore the ramp would end halfway up, allowing us to jump off to continue to our destination. 6. If we we're to somehow be into the air, we would be able to jump out of our cars and do a back flip, and get back into our cars in time. 7. If you we're mention such derogatory terms such as "blinkers" or "speed limit" or even "stoplight" people [well, more of all sorts of talking animals and royalty] would look at you if you we're crazy. 8.map quest would need some SERIOUS renovation 9. a GPS system would sound like "now, turn left into the giant castle, then take a right into the mall, you now must make a u turn into the factory, go straight, make two lefts and enter the beach resort." 10. Age limits are completely non existent. Don't be surprised to see a talking 2 month old with a convertible crib. 11. Keep in mind you'll need to watch out for banana peels and oil on the street. 12. You're also going to need to watch out of giant floating blocks that saw pow on them appearing on top of you. simply shake your wheel right before it ends and you will go unharmed. 13. The banana eating industry will rocket, seeing as someone has to eat the bananas to leave all of these peels just lying around in the item boxes. 14. Seeing as your average commute will go through extreme places already, jsut imagine the scenic route. 15. an example of an Eco friendly ride is attaching a chain chomp to your vehicle, so you may switch to chomp power, which runs on its own energy and not gasoline. 16. You have to drive a lot to run into Rosalina, unless you've gone into space previously. 17.policemen would have less salary, as everyone would be a reckless driver and thusly this would become the norm and eliminate all traffic laws. 18. dead ends are in the human world to avoid going into water or into ditches, we in the toadstool kingdom bypass such utter silliness of avoiding those, and use them as speed boosts. 19. You'll see your friends faces everywhere, at toll booths, in other cars, on posters, and ext. 20. Tanning booths aren't doing to well, considering the blue and yellow and all sorts of different colours of the residents of Isle Delfino wouldn't look as nice with a tan.