20 Things that would happen if life was like a game of Mario Kart.

1. animals such as Penguins, Crabs, Moles, Fish, and Cows would have no survival skills. They would enjoy very much to jump right in front of you. 2. Its perfectly normal to look to the car next to you and see anyone from a princess, to a fire breathing turtle, to a donkey, to a chimp, to a moustached plumber, to a dinosaur, to a [god knows what birdo is..] to a toad who has a mushroom for a head wearing overalls. 3. Car crashes would never result in any long term injury. It would be fine to fall in a ditch or water because we would all be lifted back up by a koopa on a cloud. 4. Every time we went over a speed bump or went on an exit we would have a battle cry. 5.The term "on ramp" would be taken literally. and therefore the ramp would end halfway up, allowing us to jump off to continue to our destination. 6. If we we're to somehow be into the air, we would be able to jump out of our cars and do a back flip, and get back into our cars in time. 7. If you we're mention such derogatory terms such as "blinkers" or "speed limit" or even "stoplight" people [well, more of all sorts of talking animals and royalty] would look at you if you we're crazy. 8.map quest would need some SERIOUS renovation 9. a GPS system would sound like "now, turn left into the giant castle, then take a right into the mall, you now must make a u turn into the factory, go straight, make two lefts and enter the beach resort." 10. Age limits are completely non existent. Don't be surprised to see a talking 2 month old with a convertible crib. 11. Keep in mind you'll need to watch out for banana peels and oil on the street. 12. You're also going to need to watch out of giant floating blocks that saw pow on them appearing on top of you. simply shake your wheel right before it ends and you will go unharmed. 13. The banana eating industry will rocket, seeing as someone has to eat the bananas to leave all of these peels just lying around in the item boxes. 14. Seeing as your average commute will go through extreme places already, jsut imagine the scenic route. 15. an example of an Eco friendly ride is attaching a chain chomp to your vehicle, so you may switch to chomp power, which runs on its own energy and not gasoline. 16. You have to drive a lot to run into Rosalina, unless you've gone into space previously. 17.policemen would have less salary, as everyone would be a reckless driver and thusly this would become the norm and eliminate all traffic laws. 18. dead ends are in the human world to avoid going into water or into ditches, we in the toadstool kingdom bypass such utter silliness of avoiding those, and use them as speed boosts. 19. You'll see your friends faces everywhere, at toll booths, in other cars, on posters, and ext. 20. Tanning booths aren't doing to well, considering the blue and yellow and all sorts of different colours of the residents of Isle Delfino wouldn't look as nice with a tan.

Action News Tonite.

There are the commercials. Action News. What can you do to protect yourself from the latest and greatest over exaggerated illness? Well, I guess you'll just need to tune in ridiculously late at night to find out. Well, it doesn't matter. No one ever gets that. No one ever gets ill right? It's only on the news. Nothing ever happens to me. Health care isn't an issue. That's all hype. Hype is all this world is made off. Illness, Disease, Disasters, Economic Problems, War, Robbery, Murder. That's all stuff in the news. That only happens in the bad side of town. You can almost say its a myth right? So two people get killed in a car crash. Drunk driving. A mother and daughter payed the price of one too many of an ignoramus.Guy can't even walk a straight line. I'm still gonna text and drive anyway. I know better I'll keep my eyes on the road. I know the keyboard by heart. Well, it didn't happen to me. And it never will. So why care? Why care if the rest of the world gets swine, cancer, aids, murdered, jailed, robbed, lost there homes. Why? Its not like it's gonna happen to me. Syke. It can. Keep Up. Wash your hands. give back. dont drive drunk. Dont even drink. Dont text in the car. just put it away. Get your vaccines. Get your shots. It can happen. Shocker, right?

Ignorance.

Look Up. See what's staring you right in the face, just sayin'. Have a blessed day.

Ode to my Tarea.

Oh spanish. why does you always expect me to be throwing a party. and to be so pushy as to tell my friends what to do its not like we always run around saying "YOU! PUT UP SOME BALLONS.. NOW! I JUST CLEANED MY TABLE!" no. we dont so Gramatica C Get with the times. Actividad 3 Write a sentance to your friend explaining what chores you've done. Then use 4 sentances telling him what to do for your party. ... What do you expect, my dear tarea? Tu, Vende Crack. [You, sell my crack.] Yo acabo de limpio. [I just cleaned] Oh tarea. Remind me to tell my friends every little thing I do of my day. Im sure they dont care when i iron my clothes, and if i conjugated.

This blog is presented in Disney Digital 3-D. What else is new.

Have you noticed, almost all the movies coming out are in 3-D theres even 3-D video games. Heres my question to you, Back in around 2000, 2001. 3-D was the coolest thing ever. So it was really cool when a movie came out in 3-D. so now if everything is in 3-D, whats specail. Its like if everyone wants to be above average, and is, that just makes the average higher, and its not over acheiving anymore. Now-a-days, there really making boring looking movies 3D too. They might as well as made the notebook in 3-D. Im okay with journey to the center of the earth. Thats the best use of 3-D i've ever seen. And re-makes of movies in 3-D. But really. Caroline? The classes were like, green and purple too. It was really hard to see it, and almost nothing came out besides the occasional needle or button. So disney, how about opening some 4-D theaters. Since you've already done EVERYTHING in 3-D.

Milk.

Milk is strange. I have rules with milk that i dont have with anything else. 1. i cannot drink milk alone 2. i cannot drink milk thats been sitting for more than 5 minutes. i have to drink it instantly 3. i can't drink milk with french fries. 4. i wont drink milk in its own seperate container 5. theres only like 3 cups in my house that i will drink milk in 6. I cannot drink milk when i've dranken water, pop, or something else in the last 30 minutes 7.Im only used to 2% Milk. Dont ask. 8. I give up withen the first second if i can't open a milk bottle. i felt like i had the need to share that.

Lifeless Syndrome

Does anyone else spend the majority of their summer on the internet? Does anyone else have friends, that you hear about them going out somewhere with 10 of your other friends but nobody invited you. You may have suffored from lifeless sydrome before then If you are under the age of driving, you may have a higher risk. Lifeless syndrome is a form of depression when you really want to go somewhere. and you get asked too! But then it gets canceled. and that happenes multiple times a day. Lifeless Syndrome suprisingly is a chain reaction form of depression that may trigger a form of Anxiety, overbooking obsession. When you made plans. that got canceled. and it got planned for tomorrow. and so many plans get canceled. that you end up planning to see 3 movies tomorrow, go ice skating, on a bike rider, and starbucks. Talk to your doctor to see whats right for you

R.i.p Daydreams. But..Its a fresh start!

Well. To say the least. this is a blog a blog that i got cocky, and tested different things. and totally screwed its spacing and lyrics. So. Daydreams is no more. [cry cry] Waitt!!! this is still going to be up as an actual blog. not a boring, "dear blogspot, today i went to get some more oatmeal.." but a decent one. [but wait, theres more!] my old posts. and new and always [crap..i forgot the word..][umm, scratch that][please] will be up! on a different blog. A blog i like to call Confessions. umm. thats its name. yea. so. but, the url adress for such blog was taken so its url is blogspot.poeticconfession.com and all this for a low low price of 0.00! [plus shipping and handeling]