The Freedom of the Social Food Chain

I love being unknown.(-Lie I hate being unknown. (-Another lie. I honestly dont adore the knowladge of being known as "You're smart, can I see your homework?" But then again, I'm against hatred. But. I'm saying this beacuse. No one besides myself is going to read this without my permission. I don't post this anywhere. And when I do, I disguise the link. and if I didn't hide the link.. .. Well, in all honestly, I wouldn't be worried at all. No one is going to care enough to read of what I have to say here. (or what I have to sing there.) (and if you, my loving audience of probably 1, don't know what I'm talking about. GETCHUR MIND OUTTA THE COKE CAN!) confessions009.blogspot.com Ta-Da. So I never worry that anyone who I wouldn't want to see this will see this. I love that feeling. So here friends, is a little updatio. So. Lone behold tis the day in which I've been writing on here more than I've been writing qoute unqoute, creativly. And lone behold I cannot seem to even it out. Some days I feel like just writing randomly. And some days i feel like writing poeticly. I cant help it. So, things are pretty much the same. Some links and names may have changed, but none were hurt in the making of this blog. exept for the names and links i didn't like, i hurt those links' feelings and i dont care, they are losers. So, Yea. Later myself. No one reads this :)

Thats okay. I dont need the words. I can hear the baseline from the outside of my ear.

There's a lot of things that i'm pretty sure most americans can do that i can't. ... (shut up jack.) Anyhow. Theres one thing that always bothers me. In-Ear Headphones. Its embarrasing, you know? you can't just wear them regularly, they dont stay. I was taught well. I know not to stick anything wider than my pinky in my ear. That still haunts me. This sounds bad. but. im afraid of putting them in my ears thats so.. *shutters* (then again. my mother also told me that fish sticks we're chicken so i would eat them.)((and i did refer to them as fish sticks)) Im starting to think that my ears are misshaped. Beacuse i always hear people complaining "My ears are too big!" "my ears are soo tiny!" mine are. shall i put it, just right. So maybe since the majority of the world have ear proportional issues, earphones aren't made for us normal people. Thats. about it. I haven't just, wrote, for a while. K. Later.

Ways to know an interview is whack.

So the other day, I was watching a commercail for a phone compony, who I wont name due to law issues. You know what, no one reads this, so what the heck. So they other day, i was watching a commercial for T MOBILE. [yea, you heard me T. MOBILE.] And they claimed they had an interview and asked customers and see what they wanted in a phone company. Did they think they could trick me? The interview, was whack. Heres why. A)Look at the camera angles. Its a freaking interview, they dont aim it from that high. Thats not normal. B) Interviews dont go into someones house, and especailly not into rooms where they do hobbys. [thats right, scrapbooking lady, i know your secret.] C) If they look like they're in the middle of something, like playing at band practice, or in the middle of a buisness meeting. Normal people dont intrude for an interview. D) If its so "random" why does everyone have such personallity answering the question? and why do they all have perfect skin, hair, and outfit. E) People dont answer surveys in puns. Saying "unlimited calls to the ladies" while in a geeky band outfit? that doesn't, that isn't. case closed.

If you've previously died, read the following to know your rights.

So today I was watching a game show as usual while having breakfast. A commercial comes on and says "If you have taken YAZ birth control and has suffered from one of the following: heart attack, stroke, cvt, or death you may have a claim!!" ...Hold up. "if YOU, have suffered from DEATH." Read that a few times. After the commercial listed all these, it gave a telephone number to call. That makes SO much sense. If I died from taking a birth control pill, then the first thing i would do is go call a lawyer. I just need to schedule it in with the funeral..being made into ashes..and going to heaven. Jesus won't mind if i have to "brb" fer a sec to go to court right? What's there to loose anyway, I'm dead. I love recalls.

20 Things that would happen if life was like a game of Mario Kart.

1. animals such as Penguins, Crabs, Moles, Fish, and Cows would have no survival skills. They would enjoy very much to jump right in front of you. 2. Its perfectly normal to look to the car next to you and see anyone from a princess, to a fire breathing turtle, to a donkey, to a chimp, to a moustached plumber, to a dinosaur, to a [god knows what birdo is..] to a toad who has a mushroom for a head wearing overalls. 3. Car crashes would never result in any long term injury. It would be fine to fall in a ditch or water because we would all be lifted back up by a koopa on a cloud. 4. Every time we went over a speed bump or went on an exit we would have a battle cry. 5.The term "on ramp" would be taken literally. and therefore the ramp would end halfway up, allowing us to jump off to continue to our destination. 6. If we we're to somehow be into the air, we would be able to jump out of our cars and do a back flip, and get back into our cars in time. 7. If you we're mention such derogatory terms such as "blinkers" or "speed limit" or even "stoplight" people [well, more of all sorts of talking animals and royalty] would look at you if you we're crazy. 8.map quest would need some SERIOUS renovation 9. a GPS system would sound like "now, turn left into the giant castle, then take a right into the mall, you now must make a u turn into the factory, go straight, make two lefts and enter the beach resort." 10. Age limits are completely non existent. Don't be surprised to see a talking 2 month old with a convertible crib. 11. Keep in mind you'll need to watch out for banana peels and oil on the street. 12. You're also going to need to watch out of giant floating blocks that saw pow on them appearing on top of you. simply shake your wheel right before it ends and you will go unharmed. 13. The banana eating industry will rocket, seeing as someone has to eat the bananas to leave all of these peels just lying around in the item boxes. 14. Seeing as your average commute will go through extreme places already, jsut imagine the scenic route. 15. an example of an Eco friendly ride is attaching a chain chomp to your vehicle, so you may switch to chomp power, which runs on its own energy and not gasoline. 16. You have to drive a lot to run into Rosalina, unless you've gone into space previously. 17.policemen would have less salary, as everyone would be a reckless driver and thusly this would become the norm and eliminate all traffic laws. 18. dead ends are in the human world to avoid going into water or into ditches, we in the toadstool kingdom bypass such utter silliness of avoiding those, and use them as speed boosts. 19. You'll see your friends faces everywhere, at toll booths, in other cars, on posters, and ext. 20. Tanning booths aren't doing to well, considering the blue and yellow and all sorts of different colours of the residents of Isle Delfino wouldn't look as nice with a tan.

Action News Tonite.

There are the commercials. Action News. What can you do to protect yourself from the latest and greatest over exaggerated illness? Well, I guess you'll just need to tune in ridiculously late at night to find out. Well, it doesn't matter. No one ever gets that. No one ever gets ill right? It's only on the news. Nothing ever happens to me. Health care isn't an issue. That's all hype. Hype is all this world is made off. Illness, Disease, Disasters, Economic Problems, War, Robbery, Murder. That's all stuff in the news. That only happens in the bad side of town. You can almost say its a myth right? So two people get killed in a car crash. Drunk driving. A mother and daughter payed the price of one too many of an ignoramus.Guy can't even walk a straight line. I'm still gonna text and drive anyway. I know better I'll keep my eyes on the road. I know the keyboard by heart. Well, it didn't happen to me. And it never will. So why care? Why care if the rest of the world gets swine, cancer, aids, murdered, jailed, robbed, lost there homes. Why? Its not like it's gonna happen to me. Syke. It can. Keep Up. Wash your hands. give back. dont drive drunk. Dont even drink. Dont text in the car. just put it away. Get your vaccines. Get your shots. It can happen. Shocker, right?

Ignorance.

Look Up. See what's staring you right in the face, just sayin'. Have a blessed day.