Ways to know an interview is whack.

So the other day, I was watching a commercail for a phone compony, who I wont name due to law issues. You know what, no one reads this, so what the heck. So they other day, i was watching a commercial for T MOBILE. [yea, you heard me T. MOBILE.] And they claimed they had an interview and asked customers and see what they wanted in a phone company. Did they think they could trick me? The interview, was whack. Heres why. A)Look at the camera angles. Its a freaking interview, they dont aim it from that high. Thats not normal. B) Interviews dont go into someones house, and especailly not into rooms where they do hobbys. [thats right, scrapbooking lady, i know your secret.] C) If they look like they're in the middle of something, like playing at band practice, or in the middle of a buisness meeting. Normal people dont intrude for an interview. D) If its so "random" why does everyone have such personallity answering the question? and why do they all have perfect skin, hair, and outfit. E) People dont answer surveys in puns. Saying "unlimited calls to the ladies" while in a geeky band outfit? that doesn't, that isn't. case closed.

If you've previously died, read the following to know your rights.

So today I was watching a game show as usual while having breakfast. A commercial comes on and says "If you have taken YAZ birth control and has suffered from one of the following: heart attack, stroke, cvt, or death you may have a claim!!" ...Hold up. "if YOU, have suffered from DEATH." Read that a few times. After the commercial listed all these, it gave a telephone number to call. That makes SO much sense. If I died from taking a birth control pill, then the first thing i would do is go call a lawyer. I just need to schedule it in with the funeral..being made into ashes..and going to heaven. Jesus won't mind if i have to "brb" fer a sec to go to court right? What's there to loose anyway, I'm dead. I love recalls.